my new life motto tbh
when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”
me and my friend arriving at an all you can eat buffet
like even when im not sick
haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING
in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
did you get an A
When you see someone with a happy icon make a really angry text post
A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.
people disappoint, food is eternal
when you’re on ur computer and someone’s standing behind u
SHE FUCKING GLANCES DOWN!
This person is my hero